Tuesday, May 08, 2007

look nice smell bad

imagine this scenario:

waiting for the lift and when the door opens, it reveals a beautiful young lady alone. so u think, well i have a eye candy for my ride down. so u enter the lift enthusiastically but something greeted your nose. hmm, is that fart? then you look at that girl. gosh, is it her who let out the fart thinking that she will be alone for the whole lift ride and decided to let out some gas. then u get disgusted that a girl who looks nice actually did smth like that. and it totally tarnishes the image u had of her.

okay... now... that was how embarassed i felt. picture me as that lady except yeah i am not saying i am beautiful. but at least i was comfortably-chic dressed. and i think i do look good though not anything fantastic. anyway, i took the lift from the 24th floor. and upon entering... yikes... someone farted in the lift. but since it wasnt that overpowering... fine i shall just not waste time getting out and waiting for another one cos' it will just eat into my lunch time and i was suppose to meet cindy 5mins ago.

then a man got in. and another 2 guys got in on the way down. i wonder if they could smell whatever my nose picked up. cos if they did, gosh i dun wan them to think i was the farter! cos it wasnt me! imagine how nonchalent i had to act and giving the "hey i am not a lift farter" look. but yeah i am sure they could smell smth disagreeing.

there goes my dress-well-feel-good mood. cos apparently it became dress-well-look-good-smell-bad.